The Ghostbuster baby look alike isn't even a baby, it's full grown man doppleganger. A manneganger.
|Pete Hornberger = Baby Oscar from Ghostbusters II. Why didn't I notice this before??|
It would have been perfect. I would have spun an elaborate yarn about his hatred of his German ancestry and refusal to change his name to Denver like his patchouli stink father, John Denver (aka Henry John Deutschendorf). I would have championed the conspiracy theory that Pete Hornberger is actually played by twin brothers because both are so fussy and mucusy on set.
I weep for lost opportunities.